cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

Teachers want us to work, and I say, “Fine, I’ll work. But you’ve gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do.” And for me, it’s my drum kit, man. This is my passion. This is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost, too. You see what I’m saying? You need to find your reason for living. You’ve got to find your big, gigantic drum kit.

(Source: jakeparalta)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

(Source: itunes.apple.com)

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualize women, or when school and the government sexualize women. But the second a woman is in control, and sexualizes herself willingly, it’s wrong and disgusting.

(Source: alexernst)

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

"You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell."
— 4:26am
7/1/14 (via everfleeting)

(Source: phyxiated)

kindofalone:

all i really do is masturbate and wait for you to text me

  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionHow did you get into black widow cosplay? Answer

agentrodgers:

I used to have long, brown hair

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and then I played Bioshock Infinite and was like yoooooo Elizabeth Comstock is so cool and I love her hair because like

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So I decided to cut my hair because I was determined to be Elizabeth Comstock and all was fine…

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…until I remembered that my hair is actually curly

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And with short, curly hair and the Avengers hype going strong, I got a lot of Black Widow comments and eventually dyed my hair red and gave into all the messages and finally started cosplaying her

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boom